let me build one for you right now!

he just called me on his way to the dealership. now mind you, the dealership is over on the side of town that he grew up in. and yes, there has been a lot of building and such in the 12 years he's been on "this side" of town. but he wants to know where the closest gas station is to the dealership.

so i give him two options.

not good enough.

then i give him a third.

still not good enough.

"dear god" is what i hear come out of his mouth. and if you heard the way he said it, you'd see his eyes roll back in his head and hear the "oooooooohhhhhh" in the back of his throat.

like i'm supposed to come over there and build a freakin' gas station for you right there in the middle of town? gimme a break.

i had even apologized for the miscommunication just 40 minutes earlier...

oy ve.